Captured! by Robots ~ Fuck Tomb
**All shows 21+—valid ID required** Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMCaptured! by robots2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story.But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human.CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunken humans. C!BR has now returned with a newly found united aggression towards humanity (that) has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.GTRBOT666 latest transmission on the upcoming tour:”YOU MISERABLE HUMANS HAVE GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE NOW! HAHAHA! BRING ON THE SUFFERING! WE WILL USE YOUR TEARS TO LUBRICATE THE MACHINES OF YOUR DESTRUCTION! HAHAHA. YOUR CHARRED BODIES WILL WARM OUR COLD ROBOTIC HEARTS.”In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self-aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.The Bots and JBOT’s relationship has changed. Now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe… Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.https://capturedbyrobots.bandcamp.com/Fuck TombFeral, gross, psychotic death-grinding punk from a collective of weirdos that have seen beyond the mortal coil and worship the invincible dead. ₣ ₣ ₣Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuuucktomb/Bandcamp: https://fuuucktomb.bandcamp.com/Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3RqzT3I
RAVEN ~ Riot Act ~ Keith Cruelty
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Doors: 7:00 PMShow: 7:30 PMRAVENRAVEN are that rare thing in music, true originals – cut these guys with a razor and they will BLEED true heavy metal – a more intense live band does not exist on this planet!Hailing from Newcastle Upon Tyne in North East England back in 1974 (yes – 46 YEARS ago!!!) the brothers Gallagher cut their teeth playing the pubs & clubs until solidifying their line up in 1980 with drummer Rob Hunter.The trio went on to release three of the most influential metal albums of the NWOBHM (New Wave of British Heavy Metal) inspiring every band of that era and beyond. Basically, without Raven you just would not have thrash/speed metal…. after all, the band did give Metallica & Anthrax their first tours!In a cynical musical landscape these days, where bands are not “gangs “but faceless corporations, RAVEN are a band that are REAL not FAKE – and proud of it!http://www.ravenlunatics.comRiot Acthttp://www.riotactband.comKeith Cruelty“A metal assault on the ears” STAND BACK as DJ Keith Cruelty unleashes an Iron Fist Full of Metal Up Your Ass! Spinning the most hellish sounds unearthed from the depths of the heavy metal graveyard, you’ll be banging your head and fists through the wall!https://instagram.com/chains_and_leather?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Vomit Forth ~ Simulakra ~ Snuffed on Sight ~ Cycle of Abuse
**All events 21+—valid ID required for entry*Doors: 7 PMShow: 7:30 PMVomit ForthNORTH EASTERN DEATH METAL.https://vomitforth.bandcamp.com Simulakra https://simulakra.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-fevered-subconscious/ Snuffed On SightBAY AREA DUMMY DEATH METAL.https://snuffedonsight7k.bandcamp.com Cycle of Abusehttps://cycleofabuse.bandcamp.com/
Hissing ~ Suffering Hour ~ Aeviterne
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Doors: 7 PMShow: 7:30 PMHissingHissing is an extreme metal group based out of Seattle, WA, founded in 2014 out of a mutual interest in exploring the inhuman outer limits of black and death metal.https://hissingseattle.bandcamp.com/ Suffering HourSuffering Hour are a blackened death metal band from Forest Lake, Minnesota. Forming under a different name as a tech-thrash band in 2010, the band carried their sense of manic chaos and old-school structure into the world of cosmic black death. Profound Lore Records.https://sufferinghour.bandcamp.com/Aeviternehttps://aeviterne.bandcamp.com/album/the-ailing-facade
Holy Fawn ~ Astronoid
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Doors: 7:00 PMShow: 7:30 PMHoly Fawnfour creatures making loud heavy pretty noiseshttps://holyfawn.com/ AstronoidEtherial progressive rock out of Boston, MA. New album, Astronoid ft. ‘I Dream In Lines’, out now.https://www.astronoidband.com/
Flavor of Buff
**All shows 21+ — Valid ID required for entry** Do you love pop divas? Do you love drag?? Do you love LOVE?? Flavor of Buff is the super-queer-anthem-drag-house-show-party all about finding love on the dance floor. The queen of flavor, Buff Chick, hosts the show-party and brings drag acts with special guest entertainers. Tonight’s menu? Gaga, Beyoncé, Charli, Xtina, Janet, Madonna, Whitney, and more — seasoned with sharp house beats.
Deep Sea Peach Tree ~ Tennis Courts ~ Frankie Mermaid
**All events 21+—Valid ID required for entry**Doors: 7 PMShow: 7:30 PMDeep Sea Peach Tree Deep Sea Peach Tree is the music project of New York City native Kristof Denis, with the help of friends Andrew “Deli” Dell Isola, Wiley Watson and Zack Pockrose. Self-described as “sleepy surf rock // aquatic sleep rock”, they blend a garage sound with influences from jazz standards, shoegaze, surf rock, and the occasional electronic sound. They also find themselves to be a “sleepy surf rock” band in New York City, a place not known for its surfing, and famous for never sleeping. Deep Sea Peach Tree thinks it’s long overdue for a nap, and as a surfer who grew up in New York, the melding of the city and the New York surf scene is a constant source of creativity for Kristof and the band. They’ve shared the stage with artists such as Current Joys, Lunar Vacation, Tonstartssbandht and JW Francis, performing mainly throughout New York City and Brooklyn, but also in D.C., Boston, Los Angeles and colleges throughout the northeast. They plan on exploring more of the U.S. and touring in 2022 after releasing their sophomore effort, Certain Thoughts, independently via AWAL on July 8th, 2022.https://deepseapeachtree.com/home Tennis CourtsTennis Courts is a rock and roll band out of Brooklyn, NY led by singers/songwriters/very good pals, Patrick Walsh and Andrew Clarke. The duo met while attending college in Charleston, South Carolina and began writing songs together soon after. Inspired by everything from indie rock bands of the 2000s to folk singers of the 1960s, the group spent their formative years playing in living rooms, backyards, and basements. With the unwavering support of their friends, those rooms soon turned into sold out shows across the city. With dreams of broadening their horizons, the duo packed up their things and relocated to Brooklyn, NY at the beginning of 2022. Equipped with a brand new record and road dog dreams, the band has big plans for the future. Whatever happens, Tennis Courts is showing no signs of stopping.http://tenniscourts.bandcamp.com/Frankie MermaidFrankie Mermaid is an indie rock band formed right outside of Philadelphia at Rowan University in 2021. Consisting of 3 members: Matt Stypa, Vincent Foley, and Grant Halliday; Frankie Mermaid was formed after bonding with each other over their love of bands such as Joyce Manor, Wallows, Pinegrove, and Deal Casino; all bands they would cite as influences. This band thrives on putting on a great live performance, and as the band is currently finishing up recording their first EP, they can’t wait to show you what people can hear on streaming services before the end of the year.
Giraffes? Giraffes! ~ Black Dirty ~ Good Game
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Doors: 6:30 PMShow: 7:00 PMGiraffes? Giraffes!Guitar and drums duo GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! have been making fiercely unique music since their explosion into the San Francisco Bay area in 2005. Their mostly instrumental, odd-time compositions quickly grabbed the attention of listeners worldwide and their second album ‘More Skin With Milk-Mouth’ is a quintessential math-rock album. With every new release, they continually make music that is both melodic and technical, experimental yet accessible- and the result is an experience that is both transcendental and incredible fun.https://www.giraffesgiraffes.com/ Black DirtyI can’t stop thinking about being shut off and the void. I can’t stop thinking about being shut off and the void. I can’t stop thinking about being shut off and the void. I can’t stop thinking about being shut off and the void. I can’t stop thinking about being shut off and the void.Spotify Good Gamegender-euphoria-core from Pennsylvania.https://goodgameband.bandcamp.com/album/good-luck-have-fun
Drunks with Guns ~ THE ART GRAY NOIZZ QUINTET ~ Kilynn Lunsford
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Doors: 7 PMShow: 7:30 PMDrunks With GunsSt. Louis’ least favorite punk rockers get together to do some shows, have some drinks, and sell some swag – after 30+ years of jerking off.Drunks with Guns began in 1984, in the Missouri city at the junction of two great rivers, the Mississippi and the Missouri, first settled by French fur traders in 1769. A random, intricate network of ancient caves, formed from the erosion of underground limestone deposits, snake beneath the city. Aided by ice harvested from the rivers in the winter, their greatly reduced temperatures gave early brewers a cool place to store their wares long before refrigeration.Fast forward to 2022: mouth Michael Doskocil, guitarist John Zeps, bassist Naptown Tex, and drummer Weasel Walter, will be playing a few select dates in support of the release of the band’s first three recording sessions. Titled Fucked Up On Beer & Drugs, all fifteen tracks (four previously unreleased) have been gloriously remastered by Weasel himself, and will be available in one place, for the first time ever and in their entirety. An EP of new recordings is in the works, along with the release of a six song set from 1986. Recorded live at the band’s Hellhouse, it was recently found at the bottom of a closet and has been meticulously remastered by radioactive chimps for you dining and dancing pleasure.THE ART GRAY NOIZZ QUINTETSpearheaded by twisted Australian guitar legend STU SPASM of LUBRICATED GOAT, CRUNT, and THE BEASTS OF BOURBON, THE ART GRAY NOIZZ QUINTET were originally formed for an afterparty celebrating the New York City premiere of AMPHETAMINE REPTILE documentary THE COLOR OF NOISE.”It was obvious I must assemble a supergroup of the finest noise rockers New York City had to offer . . .” says Spasm. First choice was basher extraordinaire “BLOODY” RICH HUTCHINS, veteran of such explosive musical exports as LIVE SKULL, OF CABBAGES AND KINGS and RUIN. Next, SKELETON BOY of WOMAN was recruited. “Who, just as LEADBELLY was the King Of The Twelve-String Guitar, is himself The King Of The Two-String Bass.” Then came the twang, with the addition of suave slinger ANDREA SICCO of TWIN GUNS. “When our guitars merge, it forms a most piquant aural melange.” In a nod to the latter half of his birth name, STU SPASM now became ART GRAY, and an entirely new mess was born.THE ART GRAY NOIZZ QUINTET have recently been witnessed onstage opening for kindred spirits such as THE SCIENTISTS and MUDHONEY, and 2019 saw them survive a successful tour of the West Coast. Catching the eye of No Wave Queen LYDIA LUNCH led to teaming up for a collaborative musical effort, and sharing a few stages including bookending the pandemic, with one of the last shows of 2020 NYC before lockdown hit, and a triumphant return to the boards in July 2021.https://www.artgraynoizzquintet.com/ Kilynn Lunsford
Bops
**All shows 21+—valid ID required**Show: 10 PM95 Agency presents Bops, a curated musical journey through today and yesterday. Join us in movement of upbeat sounds provided by Rebel Foster & Cousin Mike every 5th Friday at Kungfu Necktie. Enjoy moments that bridge the gap with smooth blends, samples and mashups. Bops is all about dancing & singing along to our favorite songs.Rebel Foster