Chained Saint
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM Chained Saint Born in a South Florida garage in the summer of 2022, Chained Saint’s debut album, Blindside, combines the raw, organic riffery of the best old-school ‘80s thrash metal with a dash of modern-day brutality befitting the many challenges confronting the youth of 2024. The past and present collide, resulting in modern, metallic maelstrom made by a bunch of kids who play with fire in their veins — and their hands! Comprised of four high school students —Ethan Kahn 17 (guitar), Sebastian De Avila 18 (bass), Cameron Cottrell 18, (drums) and Sean Sterling 18 (vocals) —Chained Saint represent the latest generation pushing back with justifiable fury against the harsh realities of an unforgiving world. Blindside, produced by William DuVall of Alice In Chains, focuses that fury into a powerfully concise, eight-song LP. The album was recorded and mixed to analog tape with no computers involved whatsoever in the recording sessions. No AI. No studio trickery. No bullshit. Just real riffs made by real players. The end result is a ferocious set of performances that maintain the essential “tight-but-loose” naturalness of four musicians bashing it out in the same room together — a quality too often lacking in today’s digitally-driven musical landscape. Get to know Chained Saint now — so you can say you were there from Day One
Human Zoo ~ That Handsome Devil
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM Human Zoo Instagram | Spotify That Handsome Devil Instagram | Spotify
Sharpie Smile
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM Sharpie Smile Sharpie Smile is the new band of Cole Berliner and Dylan Hadley who previously had the band Kamikaze Palm Tree. As life long friends and collaborators, they’re taking an entirely new approach- using the same energy and style they had for KPT with a new pop outfit under Sharpie Smile. They are releasing their debut album in June 2025, coming out under Drag City.
Player One and the Mad Catz
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 8:00 PM Player One and the Mad Catz
J Roddy Walston
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM J Roddy Walston
Axioma ~ Garbage People ~ Quiet Man
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM Axioma Garbage People Quiet Man
Club XCX
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors / Party: 10:00PM What the Dance Presents: WELCOME TO CLUB XCX CALLING ALL PHILLY ANGELS FOR A BRATTY POP NIGHT! EXPERIENCE A PARTY, GIRL: Kung Fu Necktie Saturday, May 10 10pm 21+ VROOM VROOM B*TCH / TIX @ WHATTHEDANCE.COM Blasting the best of Charli xcx, Billie Eilish, Slayyyter, Troye Sivan, Kim Petras, Chappell Roan, Shygirl, Addison Rae, The Dare, Lady Gaga, Kesha, Lorde, Tinashe, Ariana Grande, and more! DJ set by @eliselilflower Follow us for more @thedanceparties
Valendina ~ Shark Earrings ~ Mules of the Cellar
AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets.Doors: 7:00 PMShow: 7:30 PM Valendina With feel-good songs that Karina, Tommy, Chase, and Eric have crafted together as a unit, Valendina’s songs are immediately relatable and remind us that pop-punk is not dead, but thriving during an age of revival. With tracks led by Karina’s powerhouse voice that blend perfectly with the mix of big drums, creative guitar licks, and crowd chants, they’ll make you want to listen again and again. Shark Earrings Shark Earrings is a four piece indie/emo band based out of New Jersey. Lead singer Sammi Kantor, bassist Max Adams, guitarist Mike Landolfi, and drummer Joey Hess met in the attic of a three-story Wawa in Glassboro, where the local scene helped them develop their sound and continues to provide them with constant support. Their debut EP, “Mutual Toxic Positivity”, combines their various influences and went #1 on every Billboard chart (don’t look that up). The band is currently working on a new album, and when not writing or performing you can usually find them wrestling each other at basement shows or drowning in shallow puddles.Mules of the Cellar Mules of the Cellar is a four-piece alt-rock band from Atlantic City, NJ, consisting of guitarists Jamie Fortunato (The Washups) and Ryan Connelly (Robert’s Basement), bassist Angelo Tornetta (The Goons), and drummer/producer Michael Moore. Their debut self-titled album is available now. Join the Mule Pack.Instagram: @mulesofthecellar
*MOVED TO FIRST UNITARIAN* Friends in Real Life ~ Mr Michael Motorcycle ~ Julio IV ~ Myles Bullen ~ Paper Bee
AGE RESTRICTION: All Ages Doors: 8:00PM Show: 8:30PM Friends in Real Life Friends In Real Life makes janky pop/folk music about hope shining through in hard times. Let’s remember the ones we have lost, and celebrate the ones who are still here! Instagram | Spotify | YouTube | Bandcamp | Website Mr Michael Motorcycle Mr. Michael Motorcycle is a 2-piece indie-pop band from Brattleboro, Vermont. Formerly known as Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass, the group has been evolving and releasing music since 2006, playing memorable, heartfelt songs about grief & love. Bandcamp | Instagram | Youtube Julio IV New/old identity of Ceschi Ramos playing acoustic guitar songs. Pronounced Whoo Lee Oh Cuatro. Myles Bullen Spoken Word. Art Poet. Songwriter. Paper Bee The Paper Bee Manchoir.
Metal Night Philly Karaoke
From the DJ Deejay the creator of Emo Night Philly comes a new event… Metal Night Philly Karaoke. Get on stage at Kung Fu Necktie and channel your inner Metal Rock Star. AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets.