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Festerdecay ~ Bowel Erosion ~ Anthropic ~ Bayht Lahm ~ Charcuterie

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM FesterdecayFesterDecay formed in Fukuoka, Kyushu, Japan in 2015 with the aim to revive goregrind the way Carcass did with “Reek of Putrefaction.” Festerdecay released their debut LP “Reality Rotten To The Core” in 2023 on Italian label Everlasting Spew Records. https://www.instagram.com/festerdecay/https://open.spotify.com/artist/3XxDl7CCNLF6uK2Vr8wuc7?si=c6a-i_t2Q5KBqAOs6KRi4gBowel ErosionGoregrind from Long Island, New York. Bowel Erosion released their lastest EP “Death Is The Orgasm Of Life” in 2023. https://www.instagram.com/bowelerosion/https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XR9Oqkldsyvu3vPGiOJ9v?si=Jo_-wyU_SFmytSyDfztVqw Anthropic Grinding death from Buffalo, NY inspired by1980’s grindcore, crust punk and death metal. https://www.instagram.com/anthropic_buffalo/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/7IOdbtAGTM3J1DU3TunDPf   Bayht Lahm 2 pc (hold the biscuit) Outerbridge Space Grind from Perth Amboy, New Jersey https://www.instagram.com/bread.lamp/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/3z4PE8DCkzixd3lMJ4fjPw   Charcuterie https://www.instagram.com/charcuteriegoregrind/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/41K2JluMRCshY8VQVr2ZMe

Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol ~ Yacht Crashers

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMRickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol“Our catalog has never been short on big dumb riffs, but the idea on this record was to really turn the screw,” says RBBP bassist Aaron Metzdorf. On Big Dumb Riffs, that screw is cranked incredibly tight.  “We just wanted ‘the part’: The opening of Pantera’s ‘Primal Concrete Sledge’, the breakdown in Primus’ ‘Pudding Time’ — the shit that makes you move and lose your mind. Just that part the whole time.”  Across 11 concise, taut songs — most clocking in around 2 minutes or less — Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol demonstrates their skillful ability to blend the merciless low end of Leo Lydon’s 8-string guitar, Aaron Metzdorf’s masterful chordwork on the bass, and Sean St.Germain’s driving drumming.  Hot on the heels of their breakout 5th studio release Doom Wop (2023), Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol returns with Big Dumb Riffs: A whole new variant of the fuzzed out, overdriven, melodic, groovy music they have been making since 2016. While Big Dumb Riffs is decidedly more aggressive and rhythmic, it still retains the overtly melodic feel of Doom Wop. But Leo Lydon’s vocals are considerably more angry and negative (song titles like “1-800-EAT-SHIT” and “Body Bag” should be a clue.)  “The whole writing process was, ‘what if we just played two notes the whole song’,” Metzdorf says. “‘What if we tuned down to almost unusable string tension?’, ‘what if we write a record that will make everyone say ‘wow that is dumb’? Leo and I really move around on stage a lot. Being a dingus is crucial to the groove. All these riffs were designed to allow us to act bigger and dumber on stage.”  Big Dumb Riffs will be available for streaming and download on March 22, 2024. LP to follow in late Spring.https://rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.bandcamp.com/Yacht CrashersHailing from various ports in the Philadelphia region, the Yacht Crashers are composed of members from a wide spectrum of musical influences and backgrounds. Guitarist Steve Traekner (Dull Knives) and Drummer Kenny Madden (Dull Knives, Quiet Arcs, Aneurysm Rats) conceived of the idea and brought along veteran Bass player Scott Signorino (Sold, Desperate Living) to form the core of the musical unit. Front man and former hip hop MC Jesse Gray (Princes of Babylon, Delicious) rounded out the crew. Taking influences from punk, hardcore, 70s riff rock and 80s cult classic movies, the Crashers have been described in the press as “muscular, powerful punk,” but if you asked them they would probably say they sound more like “powerful, muscular punk.” Never taking themselves too seriously, they bring high energy, brightly colored outfits and good times to every stage they hit, their shows being described as a mix between a Love Boat episode and an orgasmic sonic explosion. If you’re looking for high energy and fun, loud music, the Yacht Crashers have arrived just in time.https://linktr.ee/yachtcrashers

Tanith ~ Traitor ~ Rearview Romantics

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 8:00 PM Tanith NYC Rockers (feat. Russ Tippins of Satan) https://tanithnyc.bandcamp.com/   Traitor 70’s metal played at punk rock speedsTraitorphl.bandcamp.com   Rearview Romantics Philly Luv Rockershttps://www.rearviewromantics.com/music

Me Nd Adam ~ Go4Broke

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:30 PM Show: 7:30 PMMe Nd Adamhttps://www.mendadam.com/Go4Brokehttps://go4broke.bandcamp.com/

The Donuts ~ The Donut Holes

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PMThe Donutsoft referred to as Philadelphia’s best pub rock band – return to Kung Fu as part of their “More Seconds More Pleasure” worldwide tour.  This time last year, the ‘nuts unveiled their answer songs to Rockpile’s Seconds of Pleasure at KFN.  This time around, they are hot on the heels of recording those very songs at 1935 Studios with legendary Philadelphia producer Peter Rydberg.  This year’s performance will feature Donut-Rockpile mashups and some Costello borrowings as well.  Don’t you dare miss it!https://www.facebook.com/thedonutsphillyThe Donut Holes The Donut Holes are the world’s finest and only Donut tribute band.  They are fronted by former Donut bass-man, the irascible Peter Extravaganza, and many audiences claim that their selections from the Donut songbook exceed the originals by at least half. 

Poor Martha ~ You’re Laughing ~ Bacon Egg and Cheese

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:30 PM Show: 8:00 PM Poor MarthaPoor Martha brings forth a delicious stew of haunting melodies, grungy licks, and righteous hooks that will get stuck in your head for days.https://poormartha.bandcamp.comYou’re LaughingYOU’RE LAUGHING, like a hyena under threat. We hear every anxious giggle. We take every single one and cradle it in our hands and translate it into sound. We arrange these sounds into music for you. There are five of us. We are a loud band born in a concrete room in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. We were born to howl, but we crave silence. And YOU’RE LAUGHING. When will you ever stop?https://www.instagram.com/yourelaughing_Bacon Egg and CheeseBacon egg and cheese is a group of musicians from philadelphia who are also good fwends! Hesitantly, they deliver fuzzy and awkward garage rock with poignant, heartfelt lyrics regarding the experience of being self-described underachieving loners. Citing inspiration from acts like Pixies, Weezer, Blink 182, Nirvana, the group manifested from the notion that rock n’ roll can still be fun and for everyone. We found Casey hanging out in public restrooms. See if you can spot the former child-star! I need help. I have reason to believe that the FBI is after me.  

Ways Away ~ Crossed Keys ~ errth

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 8:00 PMWays AwayWays Away In early 2019 vocalist Jesse Barnett (Stick to Your Guns) partnered with Sergie Loobkoff (Samiam / Knapsack / Racquet Club) and drummer Jared Shavelson (BoySetsFire/ Mari – achi El Bronx / Paint it Black) aiming to pen the perfect melodic post-hardcore song. This resulted in their debut self-titled album in July 2020 produced by Beau Burchell (Saosin) . In October they released a theme song for the canned water company Liquid Death on War Records/Other People Records followed by the single, ‘Working Class Suicide Pact’ in December followed by, ‘And For A Moment I Don’t Wanna Die’ the following Septem – ber. This latest single appeared on a split 7” with Iron Chic summer 2022. Flash forward to October 2022 with the release of their sophomore album, ‘Torch Songs’, (recorded again with producer Beau Burchell), supported by successfull european tour and appearance at The Fest in Gainesville. They are currently about halfway through recording album 3 slated for late summer/fall 2024 and looking to tour, tour, tour.@waysawaybandCrossed KeyserrthPunk band from Philly/NJ. Current and former members of Aspiga, Public Serpents, Reunions, and Seeing Snakes.https://errthisaband.bandcamp.com/album/control-sleep-all-day

Calva Louise & Vukovi w/Stellar Circuits

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:00 PM Show: 7:00 PMCalva LouiseCalva Louise is a multicultural British band from Venezuela, France and New Zealand, aiming at London’s underground live scene and driven by the creative vision of Jess Allanic since their beginning, end of 2016. They soon started playing iconic festivals such as Reading & Leeds Festival in England, Riot Fest and SXSW in the United States and Rock For People in Czech Republic.  With two albums, several EPs, and a handful of collaborations to their name, Calva Louise has gathered support from BBC Radio 1, 6 Music, Radio X, Clash, The Line Of Best Fit, and DIY Mag. To date, they’ve toured with the likes of Cassyette, Slothrust, Highly Suspect, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Death Valley Girls, and Albert Hammond Jr. The band self-released their latest mixtape ‘Over The Threshold,’ in December 2023 with 7 impressive self-made music videos produced with Unreal Engine. In November 2023 the band signed a deal with Mascot Records for an album that is set to be released later this year. Calva Louise are preparing for a busy 2024 with worldwide tour dates announced already including Download Festival, Welcome To Rockville & Sonic Temple as well as a co-headline tour in the US with the Scottish band Vukovi.https://calvalouise.myshopify.com/VukoviTwo years on from their critically lauded second album, Fall Better – and a whole load of global weirdness in-between – Vukovi return with a record that is the best distillation of their unique musical vision yet. “NULA is a concept record,” says singer Janine  Now a two piece, Janine and guitarist Hamish Reilly have spent these strange two years gone plotting in their Glasgow base as to how best to achieve this. Like any artist who’s toiled over their work, Janine is keen for the record to tell its own story. And yet excitingly, they are planning a novella book supplement to the record down the line. “I’ve always been into sci-fi,” Janine says. “Growing up I loved Star Wars, The Fifth Element, Alien and sci-fi was an escape from the pain. I could sit in my bedroom and look out the window and know that there was something so much bigger going on. That’s what I want this album to be for people. An escape.” “We were probably always going to end up doing something like this,” laughs Hamish. “I grew up obsessed with bands like Rush and Dream Theatre, so music that tells a story has always been something I’ve been into. I think there’s always been a sci-fi element to Vukovi too, or at least a cinematic one.”Stellar CircuitsFormed in 2015, Stellar Circuits emerged to combine the conceptual polarities of groove-oriented music with progressive-minded technicality. Over the quartet’s lifespan, they’ve managed to fulfill their own prophecy, formulating a core sound that is complex and layered, while providing a listenability that extends well beyond the rock genre. Visceral, intellectual, groovy, technical, and melodious are rarely indicators that can all be used to describe the aural essence of one band. In the case of Stellar Circuits, the rare combination makes a striking and definitive appearance in all they do.

Koffin Kats ~ The Queers ~ Huntingtons

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 6:00 PM Show: 6:30 PMKoffin KatsThe QueersHuntingtonshttps://huntingtonsusa.bandcamp.com/

The Orwells ~ Ancient Spaceships

AGE RESTRICTION: Only Ages 21+ can purchase tickets for this show. NO REFUNDS/EXCHANGES for anyone underage who purchases or attempts to use these tickets. Doors: 7:00 PM Show: 7:30 PM The Orwellshttps://open.spotify.com/artist/7ia4FaCVsbXvhVwagCJk7l?si=MB-KyIeUSlSqgC-_IixlSQAncient Spaceshipshttps://ancientspaceships.bandcamp.com/album/dream-well-tonight

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